Kateri, felis bolshevika
That guy they call the pastor is away on vacation.
So, while I have this rare opportunity, I want to say
something about him. After all, he says something about me
every week. I want the people of Girardville to know what a cheapskate
and what a slave driver Connolly is! I am OVERWORKED and
UNDERPAID! Nobody knows and nobody appreciates how much
I do for these two parishes! Im on duty 24 / 7, 365 days
a year (366 in leap year!) Im always keeping an eye on
things. Im the hardest working parish cat in the Diocese!
Maybe in the world! Do I ever get a day off? No! Have I ever
gotten a raise? No! Ill tell you: Come the Revolution,
things will be different!