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Vigil of Sunday
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28 / 29 JUNE Saint Joseph Parish Saint Francis deSales Parish |
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Tuesday, 08 July 6:00 to 7:00 p.m. at St. Joseph's 11:00 a.m. to 12:00 noon at St. Joseph's |
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THE SANCTUARY LAMP is offered, during the week of 06
- 12 June, in loving memory of Rosalie Yanni Gennerella, at the
request of her husband, Bruno. OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN! SAINT JOSEPH PARISH WOMEN'S GUILD will meet on Wednesday, 9 July, at 7:00 p.m. in the Parish Hall. Please try to be there! |
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Michael E. Kull Rebecca A. Stanton Barbara Matta Strokelitus Ronald J. Wilson Jr. Monna Oates Baiocco Yveonne Bowers Mattera Thomas P. Piccioni Sr. Julia M. Evans Patrick J. McGuiness Brian D. Potts |
None, as far as we know. None, as far as we know. Kathryn Gentile Carroll Danielle M. Mehlman Michael A. Tassone Michelle Gary Santai |
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CHANGE OF ADDRESS HQ4027 Box 244 Graterford PA 19426-0244 We anticipate that there will
be one or two more changes. If you want to be kept up to date
with his addresses, you can contact Lisa or else you can call
me. PENULTIMATE |
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AND NOW, FOR YOUR PENANCE, PLEASE
CONTRIBUTE A FEW DOLLARS TO OFFSET YOUR CO2 EMISSIONS! A couple of weeks ago, anticipating that I had to get to Cincinnati on Thursday and get back by Saturday, I booked a round-trip flight (Allentown - Cincinnati) on Delta. I made the transaction by going on-line (Travelocity). It's a convenient way to arrange for transportation. Now I'm getting lots of follow-up emails from Travelocity. They want to make sure that I have hotel and automobile reservations and they'll be happy to make them for me. (No thanks! I won't be renting a car and I've already arranged for a hotel.) But here is what really amuses me: Having acted as agent between Delta and me, Travelocity is now trying to lay a guilt trip on me because, by flying, I shall be responsible for contaminating the atmosphere even more than it is already contaminated. Carbon-dioxide emissions, you know! However, they are offering me absolution. All I have to do is send in a few extra dollars to "offset the carbon-dioxide emissions" for which I shall be responsible. This money - if I send it, which I won't - will be given to some Greenies who work day and night to save the planet. Sorry, I'm not buying. So, if - God forbid! - the plane takes a nosedive somewhere between Allentown and Cincinnati and yours truly and his fellow travelers are transported suddenly to the Judgment Seat, please note that it is highly likely that I made my exit at peace with God - but, with Al Gore, probably not! |
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HELP GET RID OF YOUR PARISH PRIEST! Some parishioners have been kind enough to offer to help me pack up. I told them that I would be happy for their help and that I would tell them when. So, let me say: WHEN! Best times would be Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday (7, 8, and 9 July) in the afternoons and evenings. Bring muscles. We'll provide cold water and encouragement. |
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THE PERILS OF TECHNOLOGY Lately my computer has been kind of sluggish - in addition to which, I notice that, when I try to enter a website directly from the assortment of links provided by my search engine, I get sent to parts unknown - not wicked or unseemly, just unknown. I solve the problem by copying and pasting web addresses instead of clicking. Norton is the security tool I use. I presume Norton is doing what it is supposed to be doing. I have it set up to do automatic daily scans and fixes. The name Norton always amuses me. I can't say Norton without thinking of Ed Norton. You remember Ed Norton, don't you? He was Ralph Kramden's best buddy - the guy who worked in the sewer. I've sometimes thought that Norton is a good name for a computer security program. Norton goes down into the sewer to make sure the sewer doesn't back up into my computer. This morning (Sat 5 July), I turned on the computer and got my daily message from Norton that it had done a scan and that all was well. It told me that it had zapped something called TrojanZlob. It asked me if I wanted to know details. I figured, "Why not?" So, I got some details about the inroads of TrojanZlob. I can't say I really understood it, but I did notice two names listed as having been zapped (I guess) by Norton. Those two names were PornMagPass and PornPassManager. These names disturbed me. Quite frankly, I know nothing about them except that they are (I presume) cookies that had been deposited by some unknown cyber entity. These names certainly imply something impure, dirty and probably sinful. However, the plain and simple fact is this: I have never used porn of any sort in my entire life and I am as certain as I can be that that my computer has never been used to download anything pornographic. Two points to be made: #1 - One must always be on guard. The Devil, like a roaring lion, goes about seeking someone to devour. Resist him, steadfast in the faith. #2 - We must not be quick to judge. It is possible that what seems to be a clue to some "history of porn use" could be found on a person's computer, without that person's ever having viewed anything pornographic. |
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and SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PUMP HIM UP! I THINK I'LL TAKE A SHOT AT IT! Please allow me to provide evidence for claiming
that His Excellency the Terminator - I mean the Governor - is
a Girly Man. It would help if we knew the following facts: In a taped interview Sunday morning on NBC's "Meet the Press", Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger called the measure "a waste of time". "I personally believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman" Schwarzenegger said, "but at the same time I think that my, you know, belief, I don't want to force on anyone else." |
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I ask you to analyze Arnold's pathetic statement. #1 - Take note of the phrase, "I personally believe that " Please realize that people who say, "I personally believe that yada yada yada really do NOT personally believe that yada, yada, yada, but they want you to think that they do and, maybe, even want themselves to think that they do, but they don't. #2 - Take note of the nervousness and tenuousness, the bobbing and weaving involved in Arnold's interjecting "you know" between "my" and "belief". Please recognize that "my, you know, belief" is not at all the same as "my belief". #3 - Take note that Arnold doesn't want to "force" his view on anyone. Well, isn't that sweet of him! Such an excuse is typical of pansies. Government is all about laws, and laws always need to be enFORCEd. Has it ever occurred to Arnold that the principal role of the governor of any state and of the executive branch of the state government is the enFORCEment of the laws? Why did Arnold seek the governorship of California if he did not want to enFORCE the laws? In a democracy, the people determine the laws and the government enFORCEs them. If there is a minority that opposes a particular law, let them work within the system to convince the majority to change the laws. Meanwhile, let the executive enFORCE the laws. |
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WE SHARE THE MAIL Dear Friends in Christ: In Christ, |
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Let nothing affright thee. All things are passing. Only God is changeless. Patience attaineth all things. Whoever hath God lacks for nothing. God alone suffices! St. Teresa of Avila |
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AS IF WE DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH INSANITY TO COPE WITH! Peggy Staley A - No, I can't - and for numerous reasons. Father Peter Stravinskas My comment: It would be an act of extraordinary pastoral irresponsibility, bordering on sacrilege, to appoint teenagers as extraordinary ministers of Holy Communion. Thank God this is not allowed in the Diocese of Allentown, to the best of my knowledge! |
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Please note:
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A FEW THINGS ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD
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SAINT FRANCIS deSALES CHURCH Vigil of Sunday 6:00 p.m. - MICHAEL A. CALABRESE by Joseph T. Cescon and family 14th Sunday in Ordinary Time 9:15 a.m. - CHRIS, JAMES, JERRY and EDWARD MORAN by Bill Moran 12:15 p.m. - WILLIAM E. BRENNAN by his sister, Anne, and his brother, Vincent Weekday 10:00 a.m. - OLGA SINKOVICH SEADOR by Barbara Rehnert Kull Weekday 10:00 a.m. - JOHN (Gene) LONERGAN by 3rd Order Carmelites Vigil of Sunday 6:00 p.m. - In Thanksgiving for Answered Prayer (Safe return of Charles J. Cescon from Iraq) by Joseph T. Cescon and family 15th Sunday in Ordinary Time 9:15 a.m. - DICK YUENGLING Sr. by Nancy Dunbrowney Haag 12:15 p.m. - PARISHIONERS: StJosPar / StFdSPar |