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SAINT JOSEPH CHURCH GIRARDVILLE Vigil of Sunday 05:30 pm DAN and ANNA (Kerrigan) McCARTHY and STEPHEN McCARTHY by Phil McCarthy 17th Sunday of Ordinary Time 11:30 am HARRY SHADLE by Joanne Gallen Weikel and family SS. Joachim and Anne, parents of Mary 08:00 am GEORGE and CATHERINE LANG and sons by the Lang and the Getzey families Weekday 07:00 pm ADRIAN JEROME KILKER by his cousin, Marion Verbelia Weekday 08:00 am WILLIAM SHEARSTONE Sr. by Catherine Dyszel and family St. Martha (OblMem) 08:00 am MICHAEL CYRIL CLETUS KILKER by his cousin, Marion Verbelia St. Peter Chrysologus, bishop, doctor (OptMem) 08:00 am JOHN [Jack] SELGRADE by Henry and Eileen Wayne St. Ignatius of Loyola, priest (OblMem) 08:00 am Msgr. JOHN A. AUCHTER by Brian K. Smith Vigil of Sunday 05:30 pm JOSEPH CRESS by the Knights of Columbus 18th Sunday of Ordinary Time 11:30 am ROSE FESCO GRASSO by Harold and Betty Burns and family |
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SAINT Vincent dePAUL CHURCH GIRARDVILLE Vigil of Sunday 04:00 pm LEONA CHIKOTAS by Ronald Chikotas 17th Sunday of Ordinary Time 08:30 am DECEASED: LIPPAY FAMILY by Jim and Georgann Connell SS. Joachim and Anne, parents of Mary 07:00 pm WALTER YURENKA by his wife, Argie Weekday 08:00 am DAVELLA EDWARDS MOORE by David and Susan Thye Weekday 07:00 pm JOHN and MARY ROSA by Jim and Cindy Coyle and family St. Martha (OblMem) 07:00 pm DECEASED: EVAMKOVICH FAMILY by Josephine Zdiera St. Peter Chrysologus, bishop, doctor (OptMem) 05:00 pm KATHERINE BOGDEN by Edna Labie Vigil of Sunday 04:00 pm ROSE FESCO GRASSO by Mel and Patti Johnson 18th Sunday of Ordinary Time 08:30 am LEON RYAN by Elizabeth Ryan |
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02:30 to 03:30 pm St. Vincent dePaul Church 06:00 to 07:00 pm St. Vincent dePaul Church 06:30 to 07:30 pm St. Joseph Chapel If these times don't suit you, you can always call for an appointment to go to Confession. If you don't like Fr. Connolly, you can always confess your sins to Kateri, but keep in mind that she is not bound by the seal and she does tend to be a blabbermouth. |
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OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT
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PREFACE TO THE ARTICLE
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LIVING IN TRUTH We Need to Know What the Church Teaches 1. Loving and Life-Giving Union 2. A Complementary Sexual Design 3. The Homosexual Inclination is Objectively
Disordered 4. Not Morally Acceptable 5. The Church Calls No One "A Homosexual" 6. The Church Condemns Violent Malice 7. Respect Each Person 8. Pressure on the Church 9. Generous and Giving People 10. Always and Totally Compulsive? 11. Abandoning Homosexuality Acknowledgment: This article (excluding the Preface) comes from COURAGE, which is an authentic Catholic ministry to persons who experience persistent same-sex attraction. It was founded by Fr. John F. Harvey, OSFS. Fr. Harveys email address is nycourage@aol.com. Anyone who wants to know more about COURAGE or who wants to avail himself / herself of the services offered by this ministry is welcome to call the local office (610-217-5557) or send an email (cf above) or else go onto the website: www.couragerc.org |
| SOMEONE POINTED OUT TO ME THAT THERE IS A MISSION-COOPERATIVE COLLECTION envelope in the packets for August. I hadnt been aware of this. So, what to do with that envelope? Feel free to discard it if you wish. If, on the other hand, you use it, please note that whatever you put in that envelope will go to the parish as part of the loose collection. As you know, the Mission Cooperative collection was taken up last weekend (17/18 July). All of the loose money from last weekend was specified for the Mission Cooperative Collection. |
| LITHUANIAN DAYS are coming up! The theme is: Lithuanian Language Song and Dance! Schuylkill Mall is the site. Saturday and Sunday, 14 and 15 of August, are the dates. Its the longest running consecutive ethnic festival in the USA! This year, we mark the 600th anniversary of the Defeat of Tannenberg. If you dont know anything about the Defeat of Tannenberg, you must have fallen asleep in Lithuanian History class! Dont let anyone know that you dont know! Go google it before your Lithuanian senelis quizzes you on the subject! |
| TRIDENTINE MASS today (Sunday, 25 July) at 11:30 am at St. Joseph Church. In the Tridentine calendar (ordo), today is the Ninth Sunday after Pentecost. |
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THE ANGEL LADY Perhaps you saw a news article in the Pottsville Republican (or some other newspaper) on Friday, 23 July. It was about some alleged violation of laws having to do with political campaigns. The person being investigated is State Senator Jane Orie. The Senators sister, State Supreme Court Justice Joan Orie Melvin, although not accused of any wrongdoing, is caught up in the investigation. My particular reason for mentioning this case has nothing, really, to do with the allegations themselves. Ill leave that to those who are competent to investigate such matters. What interests me is a side matter: Both of these distinguished women are alleged to have consulted with Carolann Sano, (the Angel Lady) who claims to be a clairaudient. In case that word is unfamiliar, please know that it means someone who is able mentally to perceive sounds beyond the range of hearing. It is sort of a companion word to clairvoyant, which means someone who is able mentally to perceive images beyond the range of seeing. Carolann claims to receive messages from angels. For some reason, the angels speak to her only in her right ear. There must be a reason for this, but it escapes me. If a person goes to Carolann for advice and consultation, Carolann will listen to what the angel on duty whispers into her right ear and then convey same to the client. The fee for this service is not too bad, considering that the advice comes from angels! The schedule of fees is as follows: 15 minutes / $25.00; 30 minutes / $45.00; 60 minutes / $85.00. Cutting to the chase: It is disheartening to think that a State Senator and a State Supreme Court Justice would be so gullible! And, to make it even worse, both of these women are Catholics! I devoutly hope that no one in my parishes would ever patronize or even take seriously any person who claims to be able to communicate directly with angels or with deceased friends or relatives. Not only is it stupid to do such a thing, it is also a sin! We do well not to invest ourselves in proving P.T. Barnum right, who famously claimed that there was a sucker born every minute. |
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ITEMS FOR GIVING AWAY, IF YOU
CAN USE THEM (a) One HP 94 printer cartridge (black). Brand new! Still in its original wrapping! (b) Two 12.8 ounce cans of SIMILAC NEO-SURE INFANT FORMULA. Recommended for infants in their first year, especially for preemies. For conditions such as prematurity. Promotes growth and development. With iron. (Thats whats written on the cans.) These cans were never opened and have an expiration date of April 2011. If you want either of the above items, stop by at St. Vincent dePaul Rectory, preferably during the day. No charge! Take them with our compliments! They dont call me Big-hearted Ed for nothing! It might be best to call before you come, in case someone else has already taken them. |
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Ten Ways To Make An Atheist Cry by Benjamin Wiker 01. Discuss the Fermi Paradox. Atheists love aliens because they always assume that, a) brainy creatures gushing out of every galactic cranny will show that Earth is low-rent cosmic real estate, and b) the smartest aliens will be atheists. Against this giddy optimism, the famous physicist Enrico Fermi asked a quite innocent question: If Earth is a typical planet, and there are lots of planets in the universe, then why havent any extraterrestrial critters dropped by, or even sent us a text message (ur nt solo, n btw us nt vry smrt)? 02. Join Mensa. Atheists are obsessed with their IQs and they love to flaunt their membership in an organization of people dedicated to self-congratulation. The atheist assumption is that religion is a sure sign of evolutionary atavism. A devout believer whipping out his Mensa card is entirely incomprehensible and ultimately indigestible. 03. Bait and Switch # 1. Atheists love to talk about the Spanish Inquisition. Get them, ever so casually, to talk about persecution by zealous believers in general, and then the persecution by zealous Marxists in particular. Finally, since atheists like math, have them compare the number killed by the Inquisition over several centuries (2,000-6,000) with the number killed by devout Marxists in one century (100,000,000). 04. Bait and Switch #2. Despite their pretence to moral relativity, atheists will still grant that Adolf Hitler was epically evil. Having gotten them to admit this point, offer to read aloud some of the most offending passages from Mein Kampf (a special copy of which you just happened to be carrying). After about a half-hour, suddenly strike a quizzical look and say, Wait a minute, removing the dust jacket, How did that happen? This is my copy of Margaret Sangers The Pivot of Civilization! Say, wasnt she the founder of Planned Parenthood? 05. Learn to talk like the late William F. Buckley Jr. A comfortable prejudice for American atheists is that religious believers all speak with a heavy Southern accent and use small words. 06. Have Lots of Children. Atheists love humanity as long as there is less of it. They are especially grieved by biologically prodigious believers who seem to be taking Darwin at his word, but for all the wrong reasons. Nothing is more irksome than to behold their own future self-imposed extinction amidst the swelling tide of the God-fearing. 07. Host a Darwin Read-a-loud. Invite some atheist friends to read and discuss Darwin, and then read some purple passages from his Descent of Man where he waxes eloquently on the importance of eugenics, the biologically based moral and intellectual inferiority of lesser races, and the inevitable evolutionary extermination of the Negroes and the Australian aborigines. 08. Talk about the Impending Crash of the World Economy. Ideas have consequences, and some of the worst economic ideas were hatched by John Maynard Keynes. Make clear to your atheist interlocutor that the wide-scale adoption of Keynes conception of government as the grand fiddler micromanaging the economy through narcotic stimulation with freshly printed money is the single most important cause of the current American and European financial implosion. Then mention ever-so-casually, Wasnt Keynes an atheist? 09. Stage a Nietzsche Practicum. Atheists love the nihilistic philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche who famously declared God is dead. More exactly, they love it in theory, but invariably cringe at the practical implications Nietzsche quite logically drew out: without God, there is no moral order and the strong should devour the weak, for life itself is will to power. Invite your favorite atheist to meet you for lunch to discuss Nietzsche. Order the most expensive meal on the menu, steal his iPhone while hes in the bathroom, and then at the end, stick him with the check. Then on the way out snatch the keys to his Saab and speed away in it singing at full lung, I love Nietzsche! Hes really rather peachy. A world devoid of moral qualms is far more fun than one thats preachy teachy! 10. Assault Them with Charity. (contd. from No. 9). Drive around the block to the restaurant again, and pull up to your fuming atheist friend. After returning the keys to his Saab and his iPhone, and shelling out your share of the tab, say I just cant bring myself to act as if God doesnt exist. Then, forever after, treat him with unfailing kindness, as if he were an Indian Untouchable and you were Mother Teresa. |